I can fix that.!

Don't have a spoon?   I can fix that! Seatbelt broken?   I can fix that! New TV too big for the old cabinet?   I can fix that! No bottle opener?   I can fix that! Room too dark using compact fluorescents?   I can fix that! Electrical problem?   I can fix that! Car stereo stolen?   I can fix that! Bookshelf cracking under the weight?   I can fix that! No ice chest?   I can fix that! Can't read the ATM screen?   I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country?   I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain?   I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?   I can fix that. Wiper motor burned out?   I can fix that! WTF? Display rack falling over?   I can fix that! Desk overloaded?   I can fix that! Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?   I can fix that! Exhaust pipe dragging?   I can fix that! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?   I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that! No skate park in town?   I can fix that! Out of diapers?  I can fix that!